According to drawn out conjecture which is percolating upon le internets… The German repository Focus, along with German Daily Newspaper Bild
Are both stating which a TERMINATOR, Der Zeben-timen Vurld Champion Michael Schumacher has reputedly inked a understanding with a newly reconstituted Mercedes Grand Prix to expostulate to one side “Junior” teammate Nico Rosberg…

As assumingly Schuey will come outta early early retirement to partner with his ex-boss Ross Brawn in a One year deal, fortuitous upon a German’s neck “Muskel’s” being 100%, as Mercedes earnings to Grand Prix racing as an Constructor for a initial time in 55yrs…

First Mr. Schumacher bending “Heinz 57’s” (Heinz-Harald Frentzen) girlfriend, prior to marrying Corina… And right away “Quick Nick” (Heidfeld) contingency be goin’ Batty carrying his float taken by ‘Ol Man Schumi, Ja-Ja? As for a record, Michael’s 40yrs aged as well as NOT 41 as a infancy of a Newswires have been claiming… (NOT which it matters, though he’ll spin 41 in January, 2010)

And we have churned emotions over this… As we cite to recollect him as a TERMINATOR who done Motorsports BORING during a commencement of this decade, as I’ll be happy to see him return, we only goal he doesn’t lift a Nigel as well as his (Cranium) backside’s turn as well BLOODY LARGE to fit in to a friendly proportions of a BRAWN “BEE-GEE” 002, Err never mind; as we theory a pierce creates sense, given thereafter he can stick upon his important hermit Ralfanzo in a DTM, Ja Volt! So, theory I’ll be contributing once again to Schuey’s early early retirement account when we get my Minichamps 1/18 Silver Arrows…

No word nonetheless upon either or NOT Norbert Haug will let him competition his “Scooter?”