I am not really sure what triggered the insult posted on the world wide web thingy directed at Versus lead commentator Bob Jenkins… Nor do I plan to go N search for it, as I feel it was unwarranted, since I listened/watched the entire Sao Paolo telecast and I thought that all three announcers did fine! Although Im not sure what to think about that Hippy Dippy Weatherman, a one Messer BRUT Arute-Arute… As Im actually looking forward to having LyndieCar Thackston and Robbie Purple Floyd back on the show…

So, I dont know if Yall are getting tired of Mwah remindin yuhs that Im a Visually Impaired Vurd Botcherer… But I only bring this up to illustrate the point that for myself the Talking Heads are a very integral part of my continued Motorsports coverage, as obviously they Paint the Picture for me and thus I depend on decent Broadcasters covering the action to fill in the details for me…

Ive been listening to Mr. Jenkins (amongst others…) for a very long time now, as in way back to his RPM2Night Dazes, when ESPN actually broadcasted other racing series besides RASSCAR… And Ive always found him to be a credible Broadcaster, not to mention becoming convinced of how much of a Class Act he is by the multiple times hes dropped into AutoSport Radio to give another enjoyable interview.

And perhaps it was just me, but I thought that Professor Jon Beekhuis N Robbie Buhl did the majority of the talking Sunday morning, to the point where Buhls voice became raspy from his excessive chatter… As Robbie N Jon bantered back N forth over what strategy should Ryan The IZOD Dude Hunter-Reay employ towards the stalking Ryan Disco Inferno Briscoe… To which Bob seemingly steered clear of.

And my only critique of Messer Jenkins performance would be that somewhere in the middle? He seemed to have a DW moment where he momentarily swooned over something Princess Sparkle Pony was doing, but I cant even recall what that was?

Nah, Mr. Jenkins, you Sir do NOT need to apologize… As I rather appreciate the way you lead the In-Booth Crew, even going so far as to admit on air that you dont try to stop the two ex-drivers consternations, a la Mike Hulls self appointed Mediator role at TCGR, which Im certain is by design…

Next up will be Marty Nationwide Reid and Scott What Pace Car Goodyear… Which means most likely a veritable Slobber-fest over DannaCars every move, which means Ill most likely need to tune-in to Mike Yippee-Kai-Eh! King and Davey Hamilton on the IMS Radio Network instead, as long as IndyCar.com can bother to post the correct New York time!

Oh, and lastly, another thing I appreciated was Bob Jenkins actually reading off the Row-by-Row Starting Grid instead of running it on some little tiny ticker tape stripe upon le Telescreen, So later today Ill raise a Guinness in a Toast to you Bob! So, dont fret, Ill be back for the next Versus broadcast…

Jenkins is the Man